The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
