Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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