if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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