I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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