Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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