I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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