He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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