Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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