i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
please come you make the beer taste better
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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