Dual....:-)
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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