if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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