i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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