Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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