i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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