Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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