ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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