I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
