My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Nicole vs. Life
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
The Olympian is in my bed
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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