so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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