My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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