Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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