I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
