After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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