Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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