grandma shit on top of the toilet
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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