What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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