:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Randomize
