yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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