went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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