there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Are we still banned from the library?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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