Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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