:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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