if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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