I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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