Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Come on in and take your pants off
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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