Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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