If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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