Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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