im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.