The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me