she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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