Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.