I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
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Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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