people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
