Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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