Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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