I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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