In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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