Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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