you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
