Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
