ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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