her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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