$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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