We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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