D3 body, D1 cock
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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