We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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