Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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