That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
What happened to fro yo and sex?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
