hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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