Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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