Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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