you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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